Disaster Movie (2008) [camrip]

Category: Comedies, Satire, Spoof, Disasters
Starring: Carmen Electra, Matt Lanter, Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Minnillo, Tad Hilgenbrink, Nicole Parker, Ike Barinholtz, Crista Flanagan, G-Thang
Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer


Jason Friedberg and Adam Seltzer--the two guys who did EPIC MOVIE, DATE MOVIE, SCARY MOVIE, and MEET THE SPARTANS--bring you DISASTER MOVIE, a compendium of gross-out gags and reference-check quasi-satire bits aping THE INCREDIBLE HULK, INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL, HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, JUMPER, ENCHANTED, DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN, SEX AND THE CITY, NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM, and so on. The story is structured via CLOVERFIELD with Will (Matt Lanter), after having a 10,000 B.C.-style dream involving an Amy Winehouse look-a-like (Nicole Parker), races against time to rescue his girlfriend (Vanessa Minnillo) who is trapped in a museum with references to TWISTER; meanwhile kids who look like the teens from SUPERBAD try and score booze. What? Along for the ride are a JUNO-esque slacker girl (Crista Flanagan) and Gary "G-Thang" Johnson; there are take-offs of ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS, and celebrity impersonations of Dr. Phil, Michael Jackson, the real Kim Kardashian, and the ubiquitous Carmen Electra; lots of dances and fights and dance/fights (à la STEP UP and STEP UP 2 THE STREETS). The comedy talent here is mostly imported from MAD TV, particularly Parker, who also does ENCHANTED and a mean Jessica Simpson. The recipe here, as before, is to cram in as many pop-culture references as possible, douse liberally with gross bodily fluids, and serve face forward. In other words, it's the perfect film for loud shouts and inappropriate laughter with a roomful of one's most off-color cohorts.

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My Monster Mom (2008)

Starring: Ruffa Gutierrez, Annabelle Rama, Eugene Domingo
Director: Jose Javier Reyes
Studio: Regal Films
Rating: NR
Genre: Drama


Twenty seven years old Abby (Ruffa Gutierrez) was extremely shocked when her parents revealed that she is not their own daughter. Curious to know her real mother, Abby flew straight to the Philippines to finally meet her. But all this excitement of a reunion is foiled at the airport upon sight of the loud mouthed - Visayan speaking "ESME" (Annabelle Rama) - Abbys real mother and worst nightmare.

Days spelled hell for Abby, as she discovers that she and her horrific mother are complete polar opposites. Everyday, the whole house shook with Esmes nonstop screaming and nagging leaving Abby, Boboy (JC De Vera) and Pipo (Mart Escudero) - her unfortunate half brothers with very numb ears. Having witnessed her mothers horrific motherly affection, she discovers that the only way to deal with her mom is by getting herself a good pair of earplugs.

To catch up the 27 years of separation from her baby girl, Esme on the other hand pushes all her efforts to win her daughters affection. But the more Esme pursues Abby the more she feels stifled and wants to break away from her mothers irritating clutches. Will the mother and daughter still find the road to love and forgiveness?

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Love Guru (2008) [dvdrip]

Category: Comedies, Love, Love Triangles, Spirituality
Starring: Jessica Alba, Mike Myers, Justin Timberlake, Ben Kingsley, Romany Malco, Verne Troyer, Meagan Good, Omid Djalili
Director: Marco Schnabel


Mike Myers spoofs the self-help industry with the creation of Guru Pitka, his first original character since Austin Powers. Orphaned at a young age, Maurice (Myers) studies with Guru Tugginmypuddha (Ben Kingsley) at an ashram in India where his classmate is a young Deepak Chopra. Pitka becomes a world-renowned guru in his own right, but despite his best efforts, he repeatedly comes in second to Chopra in the guru rankings. But his manager has a plan: the only difference between Pitka and Chopra is that the latter has appeared on THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW. Pitka's key to an Oprah show appearance is Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco), star player of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. Estranged from his wife, Prudence (Meagan Good), who has started dating French-Canadian Jacques "Le Coq" Grande (Justin Timberlake), Roanoke's game has suffered terribly, putting his team's bid for the playoffs and the Stanley Cup in jeopardy. If Pitka can reunite the estranged couple in time for Roanoke to help win the Stanley Cup, he'll get more than just a big paycheck; he'll finally be on Oprah. Myers created Guru Pitka after embarking on his own spiritual search following the death of his father. He counts Chopra, who appears briefly in the film, as a personal friend. Jessica Alba stars as the owner of the Maple Leafs, and Verne Troyer is their coach. Playing sportscasters, Stephen Colbert and Jim Gaffigan share some of the film's funniest moments, while Timberlake holds his own on the comic front. Watch for brief appearances from Jessica Simpson, Val Kilmer, Mariska Hargitay (whose name Pitka co-opts as his greeting), Kanye West, and even Myers himself. Parents should be forewarned: THE LOVE GURU is filled with double entendres, sexual innuendo, plenty of midget jokes, and gross-out humor.

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